The Things They Say; The Things They Do

Him (downstairs) :: MUMMY - BE PREPARED TO BE FRIGHTENED!!

*I grab the phone*

Him :: *rushes up stairs and runs into my room * ROAR!!!!



Me :: Help! Help! Someone help! I'm being attacked by a monster alligator dinosaur!!

Him :: *Pulling hood off* HA HAH! It's ME Mummy!!



Me :: You TRICKED me!! Good job I have it ALL on film to prove it *shows him pictures*. Can Mummy put this on her blog?

Him :: *Very seriously* No. No Mummy, it might frighten people.

Me :: Well, can I put it on my blog if I tell people it's you and not a real monster?

Him :: *Seriously* Yes. But you have to tell them.



It's not a monster, people.