:: How is it possible that my granola quantity keeps doubling, but the time it takes to eat it all keeps halving?
:: Is it possible to make a batch of cheesy nibbles last more than half an hour? ('No', is the answer to that one. You thought Pringles were bad? Try these, although I fear sharing the recipe would constitute a threat to public health. Snack Crack, pure and simple.)
:: Will I ever, ever have more than ONE workspace to work from? I dream of having space bigger than a postage stamp from which work, chop, balance items and store all my tins and kitchen items. These are big, heady dreams, people.
:: Will my children ever understand how to pick their things off the floor without being screamed at?
:: Despite all my grumblings would I rather be anywhere else? .... Nah... Being with these muppets really is what makes my life worth living.
Have a great weekend, folks!
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